Let's retire the mullet already

Okay, this is another rant, but everyone can relate. I'm from a more 'country' or 'redneck' town, so I quite often see a myriad of clothing and hair no-no's. This is my plea to everyone to finally rid our society of these fashion don'ts. 

acid wash jeans-they aren't cute, especially if they really are from the 80s.

mullets-there is no such thing as business in the front and party in the back. It's ALL bad!

shoulder pads-if Armani or Versace didn't put them there, they shouldn't be there.

When out in public, sleeves are a must, it isn't sanitary to have sleeve holes that go down past your belly button. If you have been wearing your confederate flag hat since before your child (who is at least in high school) was born, it's time to retire it. None of these horrendous fashion offenses can be defended by lack of cash. I have seen way cuter things at Wal-mart and Goodwill!

I know that together, we can make the world a better and more beautiful place if we just work together to get rid of these 'looks'. Thank you for your help!